nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again. 

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” 

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2brwngrls:

gnomebriela:

Most important NFL commercial to date!

MOTHERFUCKING WEELLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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brownbootyextract:

hippoplatypus:

lielabell:

lunarthedragon:

nottheshepardyourelookingfor:

rillann:

garden-hoe21:

THIS is how you advertise a bra!!

oMG

the noise I just made

A shit ton of guys are really confused right now

That was the hottest thing I’ve even seen.  And also makes me want to buy that bra.

That is excellent marketing.

I believe I just believe

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gibelotte:

acceptable ways to trigger tag your posts

  • #trigger
  • #trigger ///
  • #trigger —-
  • #trigger 13434256245 (or any string of numbers)
  • #trigger cw
  • #trigger tw
  • #trigger for ts

NOT acceptable ways to trigger tag your posts

  • #tw trigger
  • #cw trigger
  • #~*~trigger~*~
  • not tagging it at all
  • #tw

blacklist scripts like blacklist on xkit and tumblr savior look for the word only in the first word when its a tag !!! please tag your triggers the right way and help your friends !!!!!!

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how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer

do you know what happens when i get near a computer

this happens.

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